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The World-Renowned Lumberjacks
As most of you might have guessed, I am extremely manly and rugged. I mean, I take two baby steps out the front door and throngs of people point at me and say, "I don't know what's wrong with that...
Free and Bargain eBooks Daily
This is not a normal blog for me You see, my dog has been after me to sign-up for a website that promotes free and bargain eBooks daily which will deliver the choices directly to my email account....
The Swamp
The other day I was lounging about in the backyard swamp while intermittently playing with my array of prize-winning alligators. Suddenly, it occurred to me that by installing the swamp, the resale...
The Librarian
I went to the library today, astonished they still existed. I was equally astonished that my dog was also allowed inside. He quickly wandered off, so I mosied over to the front desk to stand before...
Explosions! Slow Motion!
My dog entered my office this morning with the usual dour expression on his otherwise adorable face. He sat down on the recliner across from my desk, pulled the side lever up to elevate the footrest...
My dog has a message for Santa Claus
My dog entered my home office this morning and sat down. He casually crossed his legs as though prepared to engage in a nice long chat. He then gazed about the...
I Can Immediately Increase My Book Sales By Moving To Venus
My dog impatiently asked me when my next top mystery books would be coming out. I perked up and said, “Soon, maybe early next year. Why? Are you eager to read it?” He answered that he wasn’t but...
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Labor Day
Many of my “fans” have been asking me about foreign sales of my top mystery books. When I say many of them, I mean none of them, since I have no fans, unless one counts the voices that talk to me...
My Dog Is Just Begging For A Slander Suit
I think my dog talks behind my back. He was out in the yard yesterday, reclining by the fence we share with a neighbor. And their dog was outside as well. I watched them from inside the house with a...
How To Be A Pathological Twit Destined For The Hoosegow
I called my wife at work today, for I was terribly upset. Upon her answering the phone I was startled even further, because she answered by calmly saying, “Hello.” You see, usually, she has severe...
How To Demand A Raise in Twelve Easy Steps – For Dogs
My dog stormed into my office this morning and demanded a raise. I said, “Hey, dog, where do you get off asking for more money?” He said because he didn’t earn any more than the minimum wage and he...
Today, Cannot People Stop The Agony And Learn To Love?
While sitting on my front porch, my normally pleasant dog growls angrily at passersby. I have repeatedly reassured him, “Don’t growl, he’s our neighbor…she’s our neighbor…they’re our NEIGHBORS. To...
The Brutal Forces Of Evil Attacked My Home Land!
This morning I was walking across my kitchen when something on the floor darted between my legs to within about several feet in front of me. I thought it was a mouse or a large snarling,...
If you enjoyed my blogs …
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