The World-Renowned Lumberjacks

The World-Renowned Lumberjacks

As most of you might have guessed, I am extremely manly and rugged. I mean, I take two baby steps out the front door and throngs of people point at me and say, “I don’t know what’s wrong with that crazy, horrible, strange man, but isn’t he...

Free and Bargain eBooks Daily

This is not a normal blog for me You see, my dog has been after me to sign-up for a website that promotes free and bargain eBooks daily which will deliver the choices directly to my email account. It’s Simple He further explained that all I have to do is sign up...

The Swamp

The other day I was lounging about in the backyard swamp while intermittently playing with my array of prize-winning alligators. Suddenly, it occurred to me that by installing the swamp, the resale value of the home might be adversely affected.  What to do? More...

The Librarian

I went to the library today, astonished they still existed. I was equally astonished that my dog was also allowed inside. He quickly wandered off, so I mosied over to the front desk to stand before the classic caricature of a Librarian: spindly, pince-nez bifocals,...

Explosions! Slow Motion!

My dog entered my office this morning with the usual dour expression on his otherwise adorable face. He sat down on the recliner across from my desk, pulled the side lever up to elevate the footrest and stretched out his legs. His snout emitted a deep sigh, as though...